It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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