I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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