Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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