The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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