You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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