I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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