she looked like the before picture.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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