I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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