....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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