Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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