i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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