oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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