I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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