forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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