Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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