i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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