dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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