part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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