I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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