# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
