so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
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all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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