# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm just crazy horny about you
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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