there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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