Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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