I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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