your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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