i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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