Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
the raccoons are back...
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