at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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