Im at strip club and am horny
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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