can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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