Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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