I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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