Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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