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They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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