Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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