It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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