She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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