In America we eat man semen.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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