Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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