We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
