Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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