Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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