no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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