I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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