we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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