I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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