that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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