Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
