Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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