I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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