I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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