problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..