Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.