no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.