Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's official drugs can't kill me
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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