I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before