Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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