you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
