her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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