My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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