you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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